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		<title>Shower time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The orientation at Andy&#8217;s school was Thursday night. Even though it was cool outside, it was sweltering in the school, especially in his classroom. Andy: I have to leave. My eyes need a shower. Sarah [not really sure what this meant, but eager to leave the room]: Okay, let&#8217;s go outside. Andy [once we were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drama prince</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy ate some taco sauce. Apparently it was a bit spicy. &#8220;Now that was gnarly! I&#8217;m calling this the most dramatic day of my life.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Can you guess my answer?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy was telling me his latest plan for a road trip. I wasn&#8217;t really listening, but I did catch the end of the plan: &#8220;&#8230;and you can give them free access to your bank account and your money. Okay?&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Good-bye, hello</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While settling in for bed last night, Andy abruptly threw his pillow on the floor and replaced it with a clearly superior one. &#8220;Good-bye sappy pillow, hello comfortable!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>None taken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy and I just read a book called Greedy Apostrophe. (My idea, as you might have guessed.) Andy: I don&#8217;t like the ending. It&#8217;s too cheesy. Me: I liked the ending. Andy: Sarah, you must be&#8211;uh, how can I say this so you won&#8217;t be offended?&#8211;a ding-dong. Because only a ding-dong would like that ending. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is not a drill</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me: Andy, would you get me two spoons and&#8211; Andy: Hold that thought. [Running up the stairs, yelling:] Bathroom alert! Bathroom alert! Everyone out of the way! Jay [walking down the stairs]: I got shooed.]]></description>
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		<title>Muzak goes global</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At Noodles&#8230; Me: Hey, Andy, listen to the song they&#8217;re playing. The singing is in French. Jay: Quick, what are they saying? Andy: Something about kill all the humans.]]></description>
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		<title>Good luck!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy: It&#8217;s considered bad luck to die before you&#8217;re 100. Me: Well, any time you die it&#8217;s bad luck for you. Andy: Yeah. Well, I think it&#8217;s good luck if you complete all of life&#8217;s accomplishments.]]></description>
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		<title>Andy is seven!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From Andy&#8217;s birthday party on Saturday:]]></description>
		<link>http://jaysarahandy.com/blog2/?p=1461</link>
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		<title>Waiting room conversation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy: Sit here and read your book. I&#8217;ll be over there, and I won&#8217;t be doing anything suspicious. Me: That makes me suspicious. Andy: No, I said I won&#8217;t be doing anything suspicious. [I continued to watch him.] Andy: It might look like I&#8217;m doing something suspicious, but that&#8217;s just a hallucination I caused. The [...]]]></description>
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