“You know why dogs and cats fight? Well, everyone knows that they hate each other. But…and now, you might think this is bogus or, as I like to say, bopkis, or nonsense, but cats even hate each other. Because they’re loners.”

A local TV news program was filming at Andy’s summer rec center program today. (Note: We don’t know any other details at this time or have any reason to believe that Andy will be on TV.) When Andy heard about this, his only question was: “Promise you won’t ground me if you see me on TV running around like a hooligan?”

Andy on:

Tornado

Bumper Cars

The screaming dragon roller coaster

Splash zone

7 times (in a row without getting off) the freefall ride

Andy finally before it stormed on us 1 last ride,  the merry go round

Andy: When I get married, for the first month I’m going to get divorced every night.

Me: And then get married again the next morning?

Andy: Yeah.

Me: Okay….why?

Andy: So I can have more anniversaries.

Andy was dipping his napkin in his water glass and then sucking the water out of it.

Me: What are you doing, honey?

Andy: You know, Sarah, I basically never know what I’m doing.

Jay was tickling Andy mercilessly.

Andy: Jay, stop! You’re going to make me powder my nose in my pants!

1. “When you put those [glasses] on you look like a dork. But then after a couple hours you look normal again.”

2. “I can’t believe Jay has a moustache. I’m the luckiest kid ever! … Yeah, I’m the luckiest kid in this house!”

Andy [Tuesday]: My only goals in life are to be a billionaire and to be an author.

Andy [Wednesday]: My lifelong dream is to be a main character.