A Nailbitingly Divine Yodeller

Andy [Tuesday]: My only goals in life are to be a billionaire and to be an author.

Andy [Wednesday]: My lifelong dream is to be a main character.

Andy and I were talking about his upcoming birthday party, and he mentioned his friend Dylan as one of the guests. I reminded him that Dylan can’t come because he will be in France then.

Andy: Let’s have the party in France then!

Me: I would love to! Unfortunately, it’s too expensive for us to go to France.

Andy: I’ll use my allowance.

Me: That wouldn’t be enough. It would probably cost…four thousand dollars for us to go to France. [I have no idea how close that really is.]

Andy: Then let’s trade in Super-Dog for a rich person. A rich person who has up to one million dollars!

Andy:  Would you like a ride in my car-slash-house?

Me: Wow, you have a car-slash-house?

Andy: Yeah! It cost one hundred dollars! First I became super-rich, and then I was able to afford it!