A Nailbitingly Divine Yodeller

A local TV news program was filming at Andy’s summer rec center program today. (Note: We don’t know any other details at this time or have any reason to believe that Andy will be on TV.) When Andy heard about this, his only question was: “Promise you won’t ground me if you see me on TV running around like a hooligan?”

Andy: Can we have some quality time?

Me: What would be quality time?

Andy: Watch TV.

Me: I’m going to watch Jeopardy.

Andy: Ugh. That wasteland you call entertainment? I’d rather be held over a cauldron of boiling lava.

Character on Scooby Doo: I have a plan.

Andy: Yes! I love plans. If they involve dynamite.

Andy: Sarah, I’m sorry your leg hurts.

Me: Thanks.

Andy: If I were a Percocet, I’d fly into your mouth. Oh, but then I wouldn’t be able to watch TV. But I could make a duplicate of myself.